i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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