jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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