No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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