I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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