I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
