Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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