whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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