I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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