Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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