Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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