a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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