There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Randomize
