What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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