So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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