Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
