Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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