i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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