I accidentally had phone sex last night
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dick very happy bro
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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