We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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