The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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