no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
two words: eviction party
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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