i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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