Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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