Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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