She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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