I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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