Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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