look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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