Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
