so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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