Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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