Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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