Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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