capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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