So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
tell me about the fingering
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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