He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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