if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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