So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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