absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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