where does the pee come out of this thing
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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