Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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