I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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