Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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