just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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