you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Even my vagina gasped.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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