return my video game
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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