she was so not down for the gang bang
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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