We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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