I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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