so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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