At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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